- The fact they don't have a ''my kid graduate high school with out getting pregnant' bumper stickers
- Birds that start singing at like 6 in the morning
- People that drive around you just to go like 10 under the speed limit
- The noise of spoons or forks hitting a plate when people eat
- New parents who think they can still go out partying
Okay, lets talk birds. These evil little feathered creatures that think 'oh well i'm awake I minus well wake everyone in the flipping neighborhood.; I mean come on! Seriously! I know I have to get up, so don't wake me 30 minutes before my alarm goes off!! And its not just one bird. The Whole Flipping Bird Species Has To Join In Too!!! Monday's I have to get up at 7 and help around the house and with my nephew, who's 3 years old (you know that age where he's your alarm clock), and then go to my class at 11. I DO NOT NEED TO BE UP AN HOUR EARLY! Just because the baka of a bird has to let its voice be heard. I mean i'm all for speaking up for stuff but the birds just do it to wake us up. I'm serious, if you start yelling at a bird it yells back at you! They are evil little feathered creatures who fly and have the most annoying voice on the planet!
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